Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...