Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...