What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...