The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.