Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Flying in the plane
|Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...