Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...