IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a…
This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face....
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.