Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...