134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...