How do you make a cat drink?
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What is a blondes way of safe sex?
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At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
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French horn jokes
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Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
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Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
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