What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...