Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...