Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...