The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...