Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...