If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...