stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...