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How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
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The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
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Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
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A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
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A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...