When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...