Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.