I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...