In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
More Fun
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...