Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...