Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!