What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
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Unreasonable bill
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What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
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What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
An emergency landing
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Wedding
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Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
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Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
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