You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...