Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...