A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
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Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.