Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Marriage quotes 03
|This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.We in the industry...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...