You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...