Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...