Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.