Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants
The Unofficial Manual for Graduate Teaching Assistants Teaching Introductory Computer Science Courses for Non-majors...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge