Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...