Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...