A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
Japanese
Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...