Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
10 Way to know if you have PMS
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1. Everyone around you has an attitude...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...