Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...