Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...