Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
The complaint letter from Judi
The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.