Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...