He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...