Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....