Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...