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Peroxides and Black Men
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Mars and Venus
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What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Where’s My Pen
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THIS WOULD BE ME
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Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
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Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...