The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...