Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...