Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...