Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
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Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...