Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
The Lizard of Oz!
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Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Bach in a Minuet
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Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!