The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.