Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...