Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...