Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...