TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...