Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...