Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...